The Turkey day Challenge.....

Tis that time of the year when grabbing breast and thighs in a crowded room will not get you slapped, and when spreading legs and stuffing in the kitchen of your parents house is a common happening. However, more important it is that single solid week that you are given a reprieve from your academic duties of waking up for 8 am and trying to suck down as much caffeine as possible with one hand, while trying to write your all but to important notes with the other. At the same tiem you are cooped up in the worlds smallest desk. But i am getting away from the main point of this blog that even though you are given a "get out of jail free" card i am still assigning homework for the week, but no worries this is not your typical turn your mind to a gelatinous blob, forcing you to watch a VH1 reality show to make sense of the world type of homework. No, this is the "Thanksgiving Break challenge list." A list so legendary it can only be made up on the spot at 12:37 am on thursday night. The Challenge is a call to all those that are not just satisfied with having an okay week to themselves, but a calling to take Thanksgiving Break by the metaphorical gibblets and wrangle it into a time that will be spoken of for weeks to come. (at least until the Krazy Kwanza Challenge in december)
And here it is....

1. Invent a thanksgiving day shot using none other than "wild turkey"
2. Beat up a younger sibling preferably after drinking said shot.
3. make at least 20 disguised sexual references while helping to make thanksgiving dinner or before dinner.
4. Use the word cornucopia aka "horn of plenty" in modern day vernacular
5. You must find an ex boyfriend/girlfriend and get them to use the word "Gobble" any context works
6. Play a family board game while secretly taking swigs from a flask under the table
7. Wish Jay H a happy birthday at some random time throughout break (landhorsing is an acceptable method)
   
8. Drunk dial Jay H during thanksgiving break for his bday
9. If you happen to be anywhere near an agricultural area you are to take a shot of wild turkey while slapping a live turkey (be careful they bite)
10. Hangout with old friends while creating new grown up ways for you and them to get in trouble
11. Organize a tackle football game with friends that are super competitive and mumble profanities under their breath
12. Watch the Denver Broncos make Eli Manning cry, while being thankful that Jay Cutler now plays for the Bears
13. Antagonize people standing in long lines outside stores on black friday causing them to get out of line and hence, lose their place in line
14. On wednesday the 26th you must facebook Tim Lorenz a happy birthday and your thanksgiving shot creations and he will try all of them that week.
    
15. Take part in getting Bennet H drunk by any means necessary (even if you ave to beat him at call of duty to do it) for his birthday
    
16. eat so much food you feel like you are going to explode then eat more because Damn! if thanksgiving feasts aren't awesome!
17. While inebriated formulate a logical plan to become rich on a napkin and then read it to yourself in the morning if it makes sense then that means you are still drunk
    
18. finally, you are to have as much illogical fun as possible and enjoy your week of zen/football/food/beer/skiing

P.s. bonus points to those that are able to get a turkey drunk off wild turkey.

Good luck folks and may you enjoy all that this upcoming week holds.